dog status

The status one achieves when they have had sexual intercourse

Barry: Yo Tom, how was that party last night? You got dog status?
Tom: aww yeeeeaa

by suave45 May 14, 2012

A statistic

What you become if you die from drunk driving.

The crane operator dropped her payload on the drunk truck driver who is now just a statistic.

by P.L.U.R. kind friend September 1, 2017

facebook status

A thing on facebook that tells the world what you are thinking about at the moment. Most of the time it is filled with a bunch of shit from whiny emo kids and spoiled brat teenage girls that worship their cell phone more than God. And once in a while a college hangover or some "hard" homework assignment to bitch about lets say you have to read pages 349-427 in your history book. Big deal.

But sometimes you have something interesting worth talking about, such as I got a new Ford Mustang but 98% involves pissing and moaning. Worst with women with PMS.

Typical facebook status updates: I lost my phone :(

New phone :)
Call me or text me...I'm bored :(
:'(
FML :'(
Had a kickass partay last night
I love McDonalds
Dear phone, please come back!anni
What you don't see too often:
Learned a few song on m guitar today

by Kyle 230 May 15, 2010

Cody Status

The point of popularity where a person knows all people around, and or nearby, in the vicinity, or within a three hundred mile radius. The extent of this popularity reaches out to people, things, and animals of cities and states around america, and countries around the world; To know everyone.

"Hey gurl, lemme get ya number so i can up my cody status."
"Slap!"

"Dude I know every person in this stadium. I can't find one unfamiliar face."
"Your on serious Cody Status bruh."

"I got like 25 numbers at that party tonight!"
"Aww, I see you tryna up ya Cody Status."
"Hell yeah!"

by blu penguin January 21, 2011

Status-changer

A thing or event that is so awesomely cool or terribly bad enough to make you need to change your Facebook status immediately.

1. I think I just saw Mandy Patinkin at the Starbucks! What a status-changer!

2. I just heard that my next door neighbor popped his testicle while surfing. Talk about a status-changer.

by T.L. Bugg December 30, 2009

Status Ninja

Any person/place/ or thing, that is not a pirate, that can input 2 or more comments onto a social networking status without drawing enough attention to receive a direct response

Jesse:" Did you see Chris' comment on Jesseism?"
Giovanni: "No."
Jesse: " It was soo funny! He's such a status ninja."

by TheStatusNinja February 5, 2010

status queer

Someone who always posts facebook status' with feminine or sensitive quotes or poetry.

1: Did you see Blake's status about love today?

2: Yeah he's a total status queer.

by adubya93 January 18, 2011