When 3 males line up on their knees and backs in a 69 configuration with a condom in their mouth. The first person defecates into the condom in the mouth of the next, then the second to the third. Finally the third person defecates onto a piece of toast along with the contents of the condoms and then all three ejaculate on top of the turd toast. The last one to do so has to eat the Vegemite suprise while being urinated on by the other two!
Man, there were no girls around at that party last night so three of us blokes decided to go and play the "Triple Spangled Vegemite suprise"! Dig didnt like losing at all!
by ticklemaster87 December 10, 2010
Get the Triple Spangled Vegemite Suprise mug.The sexual act of defecating onto the top of your partner's head and then proceeding to smear it across their hair using a clothing iron, leaving several smelly burn scars.
Stanley: Dude, I totally gave Cindy on of my patented Cleveland Stanley Steamers last night.
JG: Bro, that's sick! Call the Rug Doctor!
JG: Bro, that's sick! Call the Rug Doctor!
by FBM Genesis November 13, 2011
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Strange mangy stinky Vagina and or Anus cavity region.
Produces a non-inviting/non-friendly odor. Can often be smelled through the pants.
Produces a non-inviting/non-friendly odor. Can often be smelled through the pants.
Man that chicken head had some Stange the other night.
Bro, believe me, you don't want none of that Stange.
Bro, believe me, you don't want none of that Stange.
by U.P.B. March 15, 2011
Get the Stange mug.(Girl walks past)
Guy 1- Dude she's hot I would bang her.
Guy 2- No way dude did u see her ass??
Guy 1- No I didn't.
Guy 2- Exactly cuz she's a flat stanley.
(Girl slips through crack in locked door, leaving the rest of the party to wait outside)
Student: Damn she's such a flat stanley.
Guy 1- Dude she's hot I would bang her.
Guy 2- No way dude did u see her ass??
Guy 1- No I didn't.
Guy 2- Exactly cuz she's a flat stanley.
(Girl slips through crack in locked door, leaving the rest of the party to wait outside)
Student: Damn she's such a flat stanley.
by Two Jews in the Back January 27, 2011
Get the Flat Stanley mug.The act of accidently knocking up a girl cuz your too cheap to buy condoms. So you decide to use the pull out method. But you're too stupid to pull out at the right time so your girl ends up PREGO!
John:Hey did ya hear Katie got knocked up and Mikes the dad.
Frank:No way! How did that happen?
John:Oh he pulled a Stanley
Frank:Dumbass!
Frank:No way! How did that happen?
John:Oh he pulled a Stanley
Frank:Dumbass!
by McRoot123 January 18, 2012
Get the Stanley mug.the act of recieving a Blow-j, and when finishing and busting the load on the bitches face, reaching into a bowl of confetti and covering the cum-covered face with confetti. The act is then completed by covering one's hand over one's heart, and reciting the "Star Spangled Banner". The Star spangled blowjob.
Last night this girl was in my room, and I gave her a "Star Spangled Blowjob" all over her face. It was awesome.
by campi April 12, 2008
Get the Star Spangled Blowjob mug.When some ho fucks another bitch and all dat pussy juice flows out mixed with blood and they put that mixture in beer and jizz in it and spray fart in it and drink it.
Then they throw up and rub the puke on their wieners until the ejaculate and hit someone in the nostril.
Then the jizzle mixes with the boogers and the person poops and then eats it.
Then everyone suicides and all their blood mixes together with the poop, jizz, barf, pussy juice, cunt blood, boogers. Then someone gets all that and sells it as Coca-Cola.
Thats a stankle crankle.
Then they throw up and rub the puke on their wieners until the ejaculate and hit someone in the nostril.
Then the jizzle mixes with the boogers and the person poops and then eats it.
Then everyone suicides and all their blood mixes together with the poop, jizz, barf, pussy juice, cunt blood, boogers. Then someone gets all that and sells it as Coca-Cola.
Thats a stankle crankle.
by Dooder McTooder November 18, 2004
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