While fucking a girl in a porta-john, you dunk her head into the toilet. Her head comes up covered in blue liquid. Pull out and cum on the top of her head. Resembling a smurf with the little white hat.
Went to the state fair last week and smurfed a chick. She then said, "I smurfing love it when you smurf me all of the smurfing smurf". So I said, "You're smurfing welcome, you smurfing smurf"
by Badger59 May 10, 2009
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Get the smurfs mug.I was on the phone with my girlfriend the other day and she caught me snurfing because she could hear my Yahoo IM sound alerts.
by Agent 74 December 25, 2007
Get the snurfing mug.One who is addicted to the pharmaceutical drug Oxycontin; Specifically 30mg (roxys), and typically shows signs of addiction, without hiding it.
by Luvs2kickit24 May 5, 2011
Get the Smurf mug.Describes a person using Viagra recreationally. The "smurf" relates to the pill being the same blue colour as a smurf. "my ride" related to the upgraded performance as in "pimp my ride"
Jason: I'm in for a big night tonight. I've got the little blue pills so I know it's gonna be good!
Junior: Cool Jas, do you have a spare to share? I wanna smurf my ride too!!!
Junior: Cool Jas, do you have a spare to share? I wanna smurf my ride too!!!
by MikeBus November 13, 2010
Get the smurf my ride mug.The act of making a pancake with blueberries and raspberries, then inserting the folded pancake into a woman's vagina and proceeding to insert a male's penis into the pancake inside the vagina.
by Muffinmann1744 January 27, 2011
Get the Smurfberry Pancake mug.To snort Adderall, normally leaving a blue drip within one's nose and turns someones snot and spit blue.
Yo Nitti, you tryna go smurf? Yeah man I'm always down to smurf.
Yo that girl looks like she's been smurfing all day, there blue snot running down her nose.
Yo that girl looks like she's been smurfing all day, there blue snot running down her nose.
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