sploink

the act of taking a poop and pee in perfect unison.

“Ayy bro I’ll be out in 5 minutes I gotta take a fat sploink”

"Bro went full sploink"

“Man the piss to shit ratio in that sploink you just took is impressive”

"Do you need to go number 1 or number 2? It's a sploink actually"

"Can’t talk rn, mid-sploink"

"just sploinked myself"

by shidfart November 11, 2025

Spliky

When something is spongy and sticky

Taylor: eww! This substance is very spliky!

John: agreed, james.

by Lil swollen tooth November 14, 2025

sploink

putting something up your bum

i would sploink that

by brokenclock December 11, 2025

Super Sploders

A Super Sploder is the act of screaming at a random victim, striping them naked and shoving the victims shoe into the asshole. If successful the victim will bleed from every hole in their body.

John: Hey Billy wanna go see the new movie tonight?
Billy: Sorry man, I'm giving out some Super Sploders behind the bleachers tonight.

by Pudding9759 September 19, 2017

banana sploat

A banana split and banana float together.

Yo it’s so hot out ima go get a banana sploat.

by Blahkaka December 23, 2018

A sploge

Often said to someone who is really retarded and doesn’t know the meaning of life.That person would sometimes refer to himself as allah and goes on the Gindi diet.

Oi Ibi with the kids you are a sploge

by Theboiboi June 29, 2019

The Sploindinger

Noun:

Shoving an entire arm into the rectum of another human, and using them as a puppet.

"I gave that idiot The Sploindinger yesterday..."

by Sploindinger central July 31, 2023