split a footlong

either performing an Eiffel Tower with two penises at approximately 6 inches in length, or a single individual entering two women at once, using two approximately 6 inch penile objects

Hey man, would you like to split a footlong?
Nah, I don't like Subway.
Ok, your loss bro.

by frhwdofnursekaj August 31, 2017

split the chicken

To miss multiple targets by aiming right between them, for example in a ball game.

Ronnie had two good available shots, but he split the chicken and went home with nothing.

by TheJimReaper April 19, 2018

split parsonality

Where someone acts arrogantly/annoyingly "pious 'n' preachy" ("I'm as honorable as a parson!") when publicly interacting with others, but is in reality a totally selfish/dishonest jerk in his private actions.

I somehow can never develop much respect for some highfalutin nose-in-the-air who claims to be a religious fanatic, but who also cannot appropriately handle even a simple moral-question situation --- talk about a split parsonality!

by QuacksO August 7, 2018

split pea soup

When a man or trans female ejaculates after having his penis cleaved in two.

I love drinking split pea soup; too bad that the stench of his blood ruins the flavor a bit.

by golfytiger August 10, 2018

split the wizard

When you win a chili cook off with armadillo meat and cinnamon rolls (Kansas specialty)

"Hey Mayra, how we gonna split the wizard here?"

by Kansas Armadillo November 14, 2018

split the moisty

Urinating female

She has gone to split the moisty

by Onieweeeee January 23, 2019

Split a bravo

The act of sliding ones’ hand in between the underwear and anal cleft, usually resulting in digital penetration of the anus.

this chick started grinding on me so I split a bravo.... turns out she was the shot girl and now I owe her twenty-five bucks.

by F dees August 16, 2019