Shingle Mingler

The shingle mingler is when a person uses crushed glass as an alternative for lube during anal intercourse.

Leave me alone! Don't force me or I'll shingle mingler your sorry ass. I mean it! Don't you push me grandpa.

by Ichis crowtum November 6, 2023

hak-shing

A bully who wimps out when the object of their bullying fights back. A coward.

Little Johnny's parents told him to stand up for himself and fight back when he told his parents about how he was bulled at school by Bill. The next day his parents asked Johnny how it went. With his head held high Johnny replied, "It went great. Bill hak-shinged and started crying."

by JohnVisser January 10, 2010

Song-sing

(verb). Song-sing: (a) To be at the pinnacle of one's career.
(b) To achieve excellence in a field or fields of pursuit.

She just won a nobel prize in economics - she's really song-singing right now.

by Mankiw November 3, 2010

Powerpoint Sing-a-Long

Any powerpoint presentation in which the presenter reads from the slide verbatim without any side comments, observations or examples. Use of monotone voice usually goes with this.

I could hardly stay awake during that last presentation. What a powerpoint Sing-a-Long! On the plus side, he did a killer Ben Stein impersonation!

by Scribezilla April 30, 2013

jingle shingles

Any made-up illness used to get sick days around the holiday season.

Elf 1: Man, it sucks that Christmas is in the middle of the week this year. I don't want to have to take vacation days just to travel.
Elf 2: Just call in with a case of the jingle shingles.
Elf 1: Nah man, you need a doctor's note. I'll have a better chance using holly jolly herpes.

by teknik December 21, 2013

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Bop Sing

A cute young Asian girl with an incredible singing voice.

Also Bop Sing Yum-Yum: A fine ass Asian girl with a great singing voice!

Yo! You hear that Bop Sing Yum yum at the karaoke restaurant last night?
She was bangin’

by JayBeeYVR October 4, 2018