Synonym for the painful feeling around your rectum that occurs from having swamp ass for long pieriods of time. Presumed to be caused by the moistening of the rectal area and the subsequent softening of the skin caused by moistening. The hair around the rectum acts as fine grit sand paper and eats away the skin little by little giving one the feeling that he is hopelessly being fucked in the ass with a pack of raw spaghetti. In severe cases this can lead to bleeding in the area resembling spaghetti sauce. The most common medicine is a pair of compression shorts.
me- Brandon why weren't you at football practice today?
Brandon- I wore a jock strap instead of my compressions and it feels like someone fucked me in the ass with a pack of raw spaghetti. SEVERE spaghetti dinner.
Brandon- I wore a jock strap instead of my compressions and it feels like someone fucked me in the ass with a pack of raw spaghetti. SEVERE spaghetti dinner.
by speargun March 25, 2010
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2when you're all out of anal beads and pasta sauce and you put the cooked pasta up your girls anal and you eat it out her ass with your mouth fingers or utensils.
2when you're all out of anal beads and pasta sauce and you put the cooked pasta up your girls anal and you eat it out her ass with your mouth fingers or utensils.
I ate so much anal spaghetti last night, I was so full and my girlfriend got a burn on the inside of her asshole.
by analmaster April 15, 2009
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When a male applies the end of his penis to someone's nostril during ejaculation, and in particular when the ejaculate enters one nostril and exits the opposite.
by J the J December 14, 2008
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Sean: Yeah man, she's so fucked up. She's all like Spaghetti Freddy.
Sean: Yeah man, she's so fucked up. She's all like Spaghetti Freddy.
by The Blumpkin Bandit May 24, 2012
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Chris: dude you should have seen it...some guy spaghetti out!!
Johny: damn I missed
gave out wobble maxed out
Johny: damn I missed
gave out wobble maxed out
by GymGuy June 16, 2015
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*Spaghetti Son unzips fanny pack*
Dad: What are you doing?
Spaghetti Son: SPAGHETTI EVERYWHERE!
*Spaghetti Son unzips fanny pack*
Dad: What are you doing?
Spaghetti Son: SPAGHETTI EVERYWHERE!
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Girls tend to fall for her boyish charm and charisma.
She has to remind herself that straight girls are friends, not food. Because all girls are straight, untill they get wet, like spaghetti.
Example:" dude did you see she hooked up with abother straight girl, she is a spaghetti master"
Girls tend to fall for her boyish charm and charisma.
She has to remind herself that straight girls are friends, not food. Because all girls are straight, untill they get wet, like spaghetti.
Example:" dude did you see she hooked up with abother straight girl, she is a spaghetti master"
by Vos the spaghetti master June 18, 2017
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