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When you run out socks and all you have left are the mismatched pair at the bottom of the drawer
When you run out socks and all you have left are the mismatched pair at the bottom of the drawer
OMG! I haven’t done my laundry and I’m running late. *opens drawer in a panic* Oh beans! All I have is my period socks!
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1. What do you call someone wearing a head sock, a scarf and a helmet?
Anything you want, they can't hear a thing.
2. I went to the bank with my wife when an armed robber walked in, pulled on a head sock and pulled out a gun.
He went up to a customer and asked "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes", so the robber shot him.
He asked another customer "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes" so the robber shot him.
He asked me "did you see my face?"
"No, but the wife did"
Anything you want, they can't hear a thing.
2. I went to the bank with my wife when an armed robber walked in, pulled on a head sock and pulled out a gun.
He went up to a customer and asked "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes", so the robber shot him.
He asked another customer "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes" so the robber shot him.
He asked me "did you see my face?"
"No, but the wife did"
by itseggtime January 21, 2021
Get the head sock mug.A sock used for masturbation that’s so overused it’s as crusty a dried Elmer’s Glue. Found in nightstands, under beds, pillows and mattresses.
My elmer’s sock needs a wash. It’s unusable at this point.
My mom found my elmer’s sock and wanted some answers.
My mom found my elmer’s sock and wanted some answers.
by Dick Onchin October 16, 2020
Get the Elmer’s Sock mug.Desperately taking your own sock and using it to wipe your ass because there is no more toilet paper. (not your fault)
"My friend had to do a sock scooper and his dumb ass put the sock back on, maybe thats why he didnt score last night."
by Oeltjens January 30, 2010
Get the Sock Scooper mug.The dirty, discusting, ugly sock that shoe shops give to you when you try on a shoe. Often have a foul oder and have multiple holes.
Buyer: "Can I please try on these shoes?"
Assistant: "Sure. Heres the store sock."
Buyer: "Can I please try on these shoes?"
Assistant: "Heres the store sock!"
*pulls out brown, knee high sock with a hole in the toe*
Buyer: "I'm goods."
Assistant: "Sure. Heres the store sock."
Buyer: "Can I please try on these shoes?"
Assistant: "Heres the store sock!"
*pulls out brown, knee high sock with a hole in the toe*
Buyer: "I'm goods."
by p33pz d3z d@yz August 29, 2011
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