soon

Soon: adj. Word used repeatedly in order for a friend to try to encourage another to look on the bright side of life when things aren't so great.

"Don't worry, he'll be home soon and then everything will be better"

by EllaL October 13, 2009

Soon

When you honestly mean that you won't post/do anything in the time coming

Porter: We'll post the dates SOON
Fan: It's been two weeks and they said SOON again
Quiseng: Hey guys we'll post dates SOON
Fan: It's been six weeks where are my dates
Martinez: We won't post anytime SOON
Fan: GUYS they finally posted the dates

by Allstar Queen December 18, 2012

Boomer Sooner

When a male attempts to pull out of his partner before he ejaculates, but is not successful and blows his load in the middle of the pull out.

Man, I was hitting this girl from the back the other night, but I didn't have a rubber on so I had to do a pull out, but I didn't make it in time and Boomer Soonered inside her.

by ofj07 June 30, 2007

come soon blood

I will be there in the near future

Me ga gwa see nex man bout stuff
Na worry come soon blood

by wolvespete May 3, 2005

Too soon

A phrase said after making a sarcastic or sadistic joke regarding a morbid event. Such as Bill Buckner booting an easy ground ball, the Steve Bartman interference of the foul ball at the Cubs playoff game, Dave Winfield dispatching a sea gull, and any other event that hits home. Can be construed as insulting or hurtful.

Often said at celebrity roasts as a timely funny comment or metaphor after insulting one of the attendees.

The Cubs have as much chance of winning a World Series as Steve Bartman does of interferring with another foul ball at Wrigley Field. Too soon?

by T_rump_supporter August 24, 2016

Too Soon!

To joke about a deceased person within the time to be determined by the audience of the joke to be too soon after his or her expiration.

Joe: Look at that guy! He is shorter than (deceased person) was.

(Audience of Joke): Too Soon!

by Derwin Spickler February 8, 2010

Something has to happen soon or I’m going to lose my mind

The world seems too messed up to the point where modern society seems stupid and irrelevant. Is there any hope in this place anymore.

Something has to happen soon or I’m going to lose my mind. SEEMS LIKE My life is becoming more and more irrelevant.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 23, 2020