snarfle

The sound that is made when sucking in snot while sniffling or sobbing

Mary snarfled in her sniffles to prevent the snot from running out of her nose.

by CorpusLobo December 6, 2007

Snarfulflurgining

A person who has the need to be ignorant at times, but is a good friend and loves to show off their body. Usually referring to a girl.

man, she is such a snarfulflurgining

by Meamowdogfaceinabananapatch February 27, 2008

blarker snarf

(see snarf) The act of Hollywood laughing during driving his gargantuian,massivly heavy chevy truck and cracking up over a joke.

*Hea Hollywood,you can get some bitches in here and fuck em.* yeahahah blarf chuf-shaa=clu-barker snarf..

by Cactuar May 5, 2003

Snarf

Noun -- (origins: Lingo used by car salesmen 1940's to 1970's, slang) A Snarf is someone who can fit his, her, or its, mouth over a horses ass and blow the harness off.
Verb -- snarf, snarfed, snarfing, snarffled, snarffling, would have snarfed; generally means drastic reversing airflow.

Noun -- The Snarf was outdone when his date suck-started his Harley.

Verb -- To display his prowess, he snarfed when he pressed his lips around the sizzling muffler while the Harley was running, and blew the rings off the pistons.

by MooPig September 7, 2007

snarfled

to eat something so fast you don't breathe once

Dude, you just snarfled that peanut butter choclate bar so fast!

by nonyabizyo July 21, 2014

taint snarf

to violently bite the hairs off of a man's taint

Instead of shaving it, I'll just have my girlfriend give me a taint snarf.

by deadmansparty86 November 5, 2010

Snarf

When a person sticks their hand down their pants and grabs ahold of their sweaty ball sack and then shakes someone's hand. Usually done to an enemy of said person.

Ol' Johnny couldn't find a rock, so he decided to snarf the bastard instead.

by ProfessorBanana May 29, 2005