smoothie

an extra large amount of cum in your mouth

after sucking his cock for a long time I was rewarded with smoothie

by stom December 27, 2014

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Smoothie

Usually compromised of a mixture of fruits, yogurts, and ice; and prepared in a blender to make a cold delicious drink.

However, if you are older and pursue something a little stronger. You can add or substitute beer into the formula, however many times until you find the drink that fits you.

John: What are you drinking over there?
Sally: Oh! Just a smoothie!
John: That drink that's usually made of ice, yogurt, and fruit in a blender?
Sally: Sort of. It's actually beer, beer, and more beer in a funnel
John: is that still a ssmoothie though?

by SkiingElephant January 18, 2015

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stiring the smoothie

When you play with a guys cum in your mouth.

After he shot his load in her mouth he looked up to see her stiring the smoothie.

by alwaysinthedark March 6, 2015

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smoothie hater

A person (typically a female) who takes an excessive amount of time to make a smoothie, then becomes angry when her man whips up a superior smoothie in a fraction of the time.

Kristen, you're being a smoothie hater... ol' smoothie hatin' ass batch.

by R Dingle March 30, 2015

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