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slurty

adj. a combination of flirty and slutty referring to the extreme state of being flirty, affectionate, and immodest when drunk. Often characterized by hugging/kissing when the victim has sent out no vibes or invitations to do so, as a person in this state is filled with remarkable self confidence and believes that anyone, regardless of sexual orientation, would be honored by his/her touch. In some cases can be found endearing, but others may find it annoying or offensive.
girl 1: (in a slight state of shock) "Um, so she def just kissed me on the mouth."

girl 2: "Oh, don't mind her, she's just slurty."
by Lucy-Loo June 19, 2011
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Slutter Nutter Sammich

Refers to the act of covering one person in peanut butter, and another person in jelly, and then smashing both bodies together.
Dylan brought the peanut butter, Becky brough the jelly, I just know they are planning on making a slutter nutter sammich.
by Ilovegreenandredandblue February 10, 2010
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Sluttering

1.pontification under duress*
2.a kind of drunk muttering*
3.A kick-ass song by the greatest band ever, Jawbreaker. It's track 11 off of their last studio album, "Dear You"
1,2&3- Go out and buy the cd and listen to the song. And when you're done, go out and buy all of their albums.
*note, these definitions are straight from Blake, the man who wrote the fucking song*
by JetBlack1089 August 30, 2005
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SluttyWhoreHoin'Prostitute

...."Hoin" not to be confused with "Heroin"
Usually extra origiinal.

Nocturnal.

Tends to add sauce after the end of words...such as lamesauce, sweetsauce or coolsauce.
Has random outbursts in their own version of Shakespearian time.
The person no one admits to liking but they enjoy their sense of humor.
Also uses phrases such as "Hey gurll Hayyyy!"
May or may not be friends with a Barky the Dino.
"Did you hear what that girl said?"
"I think..."
"Wow she must like totally be a SluttyWhoreHoin'Prostitute."
by KAR_in-a October 5, 2009
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Slutyard

Slutyard: Popularized in Australia in the year 2009. An outdoor area or yard at (usually) a private residence on which a person, male or female, of a whorish or slutty nature solicits services of a sexual nature, often for a nominal and affordable fee. These services are often involving acts which are obscene and vulgar to most modest individuals, and persons walking or driving past said slutyard are typically shocked and disgusted at what is seen. "Slutyard" can be simplified to mean a whore or man-whore who is slutty in a gross and public type of way. Besides a noun used solely to define a 'thing', the term "Slutyard" can also be used as an insult - see the below examples.
Slutyard - "On my way home, I went past McLovin's (name changed for obvious reasons) Slutyard and was absolutely disgusted by the depravity and nastiness that I saw coming out of there!"

Slutyard - "Hey, I heard that there was a party on this weekend down at the Slutyard."

Slutyard - "You know that girl that I got introduced to? She turned out to be a real Slutyard ho!"
by Zenkick April 30, 2010
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Slitty

Unpredictable. Never know it’s next move. Cuttthroat. Started By Wopatron (SlittyGuy) DMV Artist
“Dat nigga Slitty as shit I sent him 600 dollars for a 8 to be called in he blocked me.”

“If I Feel Like It’s Getting Slitty Den I’m Clutching
by Dmvdictionary July 4, 2021
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Slutton

A fat, horny slut. Preys on the weak and vunerable.
"What the shit happened last night? I woke up in bed with *insert fat horny slut*"

"Yea you dont wanna get drunk around her, shes a slutton"
by isotonicsportsdrink January 26, 2012
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