clean slate fonzarelli

when you take a huge shit and go to wipe but then a sense of purpose, accomplishment and confidence strikes you that is so powerful that you refrain from tearing even one measley safety square of paper because you know, you just know that the shit came out so perfectly and that your rectum dispensed with that happy turd so well that there is absolutely no need to wipe at all. You just put your thumbs up and let out an "aaaayyyyy", like Fonzi would, because you are so impressed with yourself and everyone else should be too. Because who else could do something that great besides you, and Fonzi, of course.

Ok ok, I understand you want me to eat your asshole out. But I've gotta tell you that unless you have one great clean slate Fonzarelli I'm not doin it. That hole of yours better be spic and span or I'm not eatin it.

by motoboat September 25, 2010

seated

When some nub piece of scrub trash is talking mad shit and then you own them hard, ushering them to the bench they'll be warming. Thus, seated.

1.silencer killed fagboi with a headshot from awp
fagboi: bs
silencer: seated, bitch

2. take a fucking seat nub

by silencer999 September 12, 2005

slater

A term referring to small boys who are extremely good looking but have no personality.

Hey, that kid over there looks like a slater!

by P.M.F. April 1, 2009

slayed

Adjetive: When one becomes so drunk that they wake up the next morning in a strangers house, in a nearby city, wearing clothes that don't belong to them, and while slowly piecing the previous night's events together, the only thing the person can remember clearly is running naked through a convenience store.

Bob: Remember when we broke into that zoo last night?
Sally: I don't remember anything after 9am yesterday, I got so slayed yesterday.

by ChuckD912 March 27, 2008

slayed

something that is unorganized whether it is a person or a thing, something thats messy or destroyed

1.oh damn they slayed your room today
2.That girl is slayed why she wearing that

by chinky chink July 13, 2009

slater

slater: a slang word for a peadophile who is also a technology teacher

ewww that fucking slater copped another feel

by harry tipper May 13, 2005

salted

Jounier-highish word for insult, or diss

kid one: Stupid muthafuckin fag!
kid two: damn boy, you just got salted! Brush it off!

by K.T. December 14, 2004