snake slapping

When two gay men engage in smacking their penis' together when they have a disagreement.

Listen here bitch. We can settle this with a quick round of snake slapping.

by The adaptor December 31, 2014

ice slapping

Freezing ones balls and then fucking a girl doggy style in the ass so the now hard and cold balls slap against her pussy making it tighter for when you enter her

P1: man I was ice slapping her so hard last night, my balls were numb!
P2: i bet she was tight as fuck.

by crystalclear_water July 15, 2016

Deer slapping

When a man or woman goes into the woods with the intent to become sexually aroused by rapidly slapping male or female deer's ass cheeks while saying the alphabet backwards.

Sally got bored with her human boyfriends so went into the woods last Friday and went deer slapping .

by Dick god supreme butt sex May 17, 2017

noodle slapping

The Asian version of sword fighting has to have two people of Asian decent

Ex. Ching-A-Chong Ling: hey do you want to noodle slapping with me
Yo-Yo: that's gay but alright

by Tweet th March 12, 2018

Skinny slapping

To have a slapping fest with someone while naked.

Me and my friend had a skinny slapping contest last night to see who could handle the most slaps

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

swan slapping

The action of gentle alternating tapping of a male’s testicles with the outstretched fingers of both hands. This is best done with the palms of the hand facing upwards.

While I’m down here, perhaps you’d be down for a spot of swan slapping?

by Jimmyswanson October 13, 2019

Pork Slapping

When a nude male, vigorously hip thrusts forward and back. His semi-hard penis loudly,

"slaps" their lower under belly.

This is usually accompanied by howling, hooting and a wildly contorted set face.

It is very animalistic.

When Jack got out of the shower saw his mate and started pork slapping. She got wet from 3 feet away.

by Dirtiest Johnny September 14, 2020