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atomic skittle 

when you fart with your bare ass directly on a person's face.
typically and most easily performed when victim is unconscious.
the fart should saturate the nostrils enough to leave a sharp resinous tang for a few hours, or until victim is conscious.
Friend who wakes up in the morning says: "Yo, why does everything I eat taste like shit?" or "What the fuck? Who the fuck farted in here?" or simply "I feel dirty."

You: "That's cuz when you were out I farted right on your face bro."

Friend: "Seriously dude? We said no atomic skittles last nite."
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skittle tittle

Someone who puts skittles on their nipples and has middle-aged Asian men remove them with their ass cheeks.
"Hey! What were you up to last night?"
"Oh, Ching Ho just gave me the juiciest skittle tittle in the world"
skittle tittle by Thetittietwister January 19, 2014

adult skittle 

pharmaceutically generated pill, the purpose of which is to take"the edge off" a grown up anxiety-laden event such as:

1.)colonoscopy
2.)IRS audit
3.)inlaw visit
4.)Kenny G concert
You cannot get me on a plane until I have taken my adult skittle.

skittledicking 

The act of putting skittles in your foreskin before getting a blow job.
I totally gave that bitch a a skittledicking, she tasted the rainbow if you know what I mean!
skittledicking by Super Man222 June 26, 2008

skittle sweeper 

an east coast prep star that packs fat lips, rips rats downs 5 hour energies, and lies at all cost to get his dick wet.

Skittle sweepers are known to make the best itunes playlists, claim to know most bartenders, crush natty light like water and were probably recruited in high school to play college lax.

Skittle sweepers can be found bro-ing out at dave mathews concerts, watching st. elmos fire on hulu, and taking theme parties to the next level.
" Yo why don't you grab a broom, you're droppin skittles everywhere."

"dude you look like a total skittle sweeper in those cole haans.."

Friend 1: Who's that kid over there sneaking into our frat party and stealing all of our natty light?

Friend 2: I dunno, he looked like the biggest skittle sweeper ever
skittle sweeper by UNC laxbro88 April 28, 2011

shittlesticks

a word to say when its really quiet and your bored, or when you mess up on something
Shittlesticks, i burned my hand again, im never gonna smoke again...

Oh shittlesticks!

Skittle Toaster 

A toaster filled with skittles that is left at your house after an raging party.
Dude that party was off the chain!
Yea it was! Best part, I found a skittle toaster in my bathroom!
Skittle Toaster by TheDman302 July 27, 2010