lip smacker

when a woman farts while seated, causing the air to be forced between her labia , making a raspberry noise.

While riding in the car , Cindy farted so hard it made a lip smacker.

by ceesaw December 28, 2007

smacker in the crapper

To ejaculate into a toilet

If he's not giving birth to a bum-baby in there then it's a case of "smacker in the crapper".

by Jebadiah June 19, 2004

Tree Smacker

When you wipe your ass with your forearm and let the shit dry until it hardens like tree bark, then smack someone in the face with it.

Jeffrey got hit with a tree smacker.

by John Que December 1, 2007

crack snacker

Someone into licking ass, rimming and generall eating out another's ass-hole.

I had no idea he was such a dedicated crack snaker, but he can do it for hours and hours.

by cololobo July 5, 2005

sneaker snacker

The act of eating out a man's anus while simultaneously giving him a foot job (stimulation to ejaculation through friction generated between foot/feet and penis). The act is accomplished by having the man sit on the face of the person giving the sneaker snacker, while his or her legs wrap around the man's body to administer the foot job aspect.

I was giving this guy the ol' sneaker snacker when my hamstrings cramped up on me, and I had to give up.

by William H. Oznaut November 6, 2006

salt lake stacker

When a mormon man stacks his wives on top of each other and has sex with them at the same time. Exiting and entering them in sequential order.

John: Dude, did you hear about Marvin?
Jim: No way, what's up with Marvin?
John: He totally rocked the salt lake stacker with like 12 chicks. It was crazy.
Jim: Nice!!!

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Marvin: I AM ROCKING THE SALT LAKE STACKER WITH LIKE 12 CHICKS!!!! NICE!!!!

by Alex_2022 December 14, 2008

Slackers Unite

the best group in the world

The Slackers Unite went to the movies to see hitch!

by mris February 26, 2005