When you attempt to join an organization or group with the intent of preventing yourself from being fucked with and or avoid criticism.
Frank: Did you know that Stan is gay?
John: Stan is only pretending to be gay for the purposes of troll shielding.
John: Stan is only pretending to be gay for the purposes of troll shielding.
by AnthonyCumia June 17, 2024
Get the Troll Shielding mug.A mexican shedding cobra is when your having sex and the hole the penis is inside of is too dry, which makes the top layer of skin peel off of the penis.
"How was last night with that new baddy?"
"It was going great for me until I aquired a mexican shedding cobra."
"It was going great for me until I aquired a mexican shedding cobra."
by TeemoSlayer July 4, 2024
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A mexican shedding cobra happens durring sex when the hole the penis is in gets too dry, which makes the top layer of skin peel off the penis.
"How was your night with the new baddie?"
"It was going great until I aquired a Mexican Shedding Cobra, will have to bring more spit next time."
"It was going great until I aquired a Mexican Shedding Cobra, will have to bring more spit next time."
by TeemoSlayer July 4, 2024
Get the Mexican Shedding Cobra mug.Once a popular passtime, the gardening term Gay Seeding consists of digging a small hole, planting a seed in it, and exclaiming gay-pride phrases in a loud, proud voice, as in, "Be Faaaabulous!!!"
"I put in my garden last week and was gay seeding.
I scared my neighbor lady until she figured out I was urging on my veggie garden, at which point she came out and joined me. We are besties now."
I scared my neighbor lady until she figured out I was urging on my veggie garden, at which point she came out and joined me. We are besties now."
by JustAnyone May 22, 2025
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by LexicalBandit September 8, 2025
Get the Semantic Seeding mug.When a person gives a hypothetical dilemma, and the responding party tries to include bypasses to make the scenario work better, Mustache-Shielding is when the person presenting the dilemma shuts down the bypasses to ensure that the scenario is still difficult.
"Would you go on a date with a girl with a mustache for 50 bucks?" -Jinya
"Can't I just shave off her mustache then?" -Shosh
"No, you're not allowed to." -Jinya
"Stop Mustache-Shielding you retard." -Shosh
"Can't I just shave off her mustache then?" -Shosh
"No, you're not allowed to." -Jinya
"Stop Mustache-Shielding you retard." -Shosh
by Sleepy Chigga October 8, 2025
Get the Mustache-Shielding mug.A defense mechanism that occurs when presenting a hypothetical to a friend who attempts to find unintended loopholes that skirt the main contention of the hypothetical in which you respond by including as many guardrails as possible in an attempt to plug up said loopholes.
Oliver: Would you date your crush if she had a really big mustache?
George: Yeah, I could literally just shave the mustache off.
Oliver: No you can't, she has a mustache shield.
George: Duuude stop mustache-shielding!
George: Yeah, I could literally just shave the mustache off.
Oliver: No you can't, she has a mustache shield.
George: Duuude stop mustache-shielding!
by Guy616 November 18, 2025
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