shrapnail

when you are getting your nails clipped (usually the toenails) and a piece flies off and does damage to someone or something

I was getting my toenails clipped when a big, yellow, moldy nail shot off and hit the nice young lady in the eye giving her a grievous shrapnail injury.

by Überschwanz December 14, 2008

Shaper

Seamus McDonald

Seamus McDonald walks like a big shaper

by qasweedfrfrrfdfdcfd December 7, 2011

Shraedon

One whom likes to make people feel awkward, by often making him a 3rd wheel.

I feel so awkward! That guys is being a total Shraedon!

by SirToasterCrumb June 15, 2013

sharpening my mustache

Smoking weed

I have been caught sharpening my mustache in college.

by Joesippy November 12, 2014

shape queen

The alternative to being a "size queen" in that you give higher preference to a pretty, average sized dick over a fat, long af dick that looks like it's been through a garbage disposal or may be disproportionate (eg. Long shaft, arrow head).

Suzy proclaimed she isnt a size queen but is rather a shape queen.

by Eko4prez April 13, 2016

Crow-Shaped Tool

A meticulously carven piece of wood in the shape of a crow. Used primarily as a door stop. Its shiny new coat of chrome paint is indicative of its magical properties.

"Hey Simmons, would you mind passing the Crow-Shaped Tool over here? I would like to check out its new paint job."

by mikeohl December 14, 2007

square shaped rice

hott sex with either male on female or female on female does not apply to herbs and at the end of square shaped rice you make ah-so sauce

eric kenny and phil watched courtney and taylor have square shaped rice sorry dev ;

by EPK January 19, 2008