shower-plop

When someone chooses to void their bowels of fecal matter while taking a shower, usually the result of laziness. The defecator must then leave the feces in the tub for someone else to deal with in order for it to be a proper shower-plop.

Chris was running late for work and did a shower-plop to save time.

by Barnaby J. Buttsnap III September 5, 2008

shower shoes

Athletic style flip-flops worn in public bathing facilities such as showers steam rooms and saunas. Recommend to be used to avoid catching such nasty foot fungus' such as athletes foot and to maintain sanitary conditons in the aforementioned places

Joe wore his shower shoes in the steam room at the gym.

by JoshieG April 23, 2010

Lutz Shower

When a person spends 30-60 minutes, or even more in the shower. Activities include; playing with the shower users own penis, and/or wasting time while your friends wait for you.

Forest: What the hell is Matt doing?

Michael: He said he was in the shower like 30 minutes ago.

Forest: Of course, he is taking a Lutz shower!

Michael: Typical!

by alphabetsouper July 21, 2010

nice guys finish in the shower

A spin off phrase from nice guys finish last- this refers to that the nice guy can not get laid for well being the nice guy. Therefore the nice guy must attend to his business (jacking off) while taking his shower.

Tom: So did you get laid last night with Susan
Jim: Nah, she said she didn't want to ruin our friendship with sex- she says Im such a good friend and listener.
Tom: Aw man that sucks man you tight. Im sorry but you know what they say, Nice guys finish last.
Jim: Sigh, more like nice guys finish in the shower.

by fattycatty April 4, 2011

showerman

A showerman is someone that is "big" in what he is doing, big on road or in music (as MC for example).

Originated from the grime scene and originally came from East London.

"It's showerman time", is when the big man dem is doing their thing in the shower-hour.

by Chris Zarqawi May 16, 2006

polakian shower

When you go to bed and you wake up in a pile of grease and call it a shower.

Instead of showering derek just slicked back his greasy hair and told his mom he took a polakian shower

by greasy pole 6969 June 22, 2012

showerection

When a male becomes aroused while showering. It can be either devastatingly inconvenient or curiously enjoyable. It is usually caused by overly frisky scrubbing or simply unclean shower thoughts.

Man 1: "Sorry that took so long, man. I got an unexpected showerection."

Man 2: "Dude you were in there for an hour and a half."

by themilkmantrink July 17, 2011