Shotgun my ass
When you quickly, and violently, eat out someone's asshole. Particularly after they've ingested a lot of protein.
Shotgun my ass by mcflykitty August 8, 2018
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Shotgun Whoopie Cushion
While engaging in anal intercourse with your partner, have a third party insert a bicycle pump into your partner’s anal cavity, being careful to ensure an air-tight environment. It is imperative that the partner’s anal sphincter is contracted throughout this entire process. Proceed to have that third party pump partner’s anal cavity full of air while continuing intercourse. Upon reaching completion, cease pumping air into the cavity, quickly remove penis and replace with an adequately sized rubber plug. Proceed to aim partner’s anus at a blank monochromatic canvas, preferably black. Have the partner contract their abdomen rapidly while swiftly removing the plug, and enjoy results as pounds of undiscovered semen, fecal matter, and various other bodily fluids spray out like a shotgun accompanied by a whoopie cushion-like sound.
Partner: I have a colonoscopy tomorrow, and I need to cleanse my anal cavity. I am going to buy a large and expensive enema.
Guy 1: Why would you do that when we can just shotgun whoopie cushion you?
Partner: Yeah, totally! Let’s do that!
Guy 1: Why would you do that when we can just shotgun whoopie cushion you?
Partner: Yeah, totally! Let’s do that!
Shotgun Whoopie Cushion by Princeton CockWerk February 22, 2019
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Shotgun butthole
The act of sucking a queef out of a girls vagina then immediately blowing it into her butthole(loading the gun). Then quickly stick 3 fingers in her ass so she farts (Shooting the gun) and at the same time using your thumb to let air back in her vagina (reloading the gun)
Stephanie wanted me to give her a shotgun butthole last night but i couldnt get the timing right and she got pissed.
Shotgun butthole by Dikonya March 24, 2019
Shotgun Deepthroat
The girl rolls a blunt, smokes it, turns it around and blow the smoke out the mouth piece of the blunt. She would take a shotgun hit and then deepthroat until I cum, then exhale the smoke after depositing your load in her throat.
She did a shotgun deepthroat!
Shotgun Deepthroat by RobynSpencer July 5, 2020
Shotgun-Sneeze
A Shotgun-Sneeze is when someone has two sneezes whithin a few seconds of each other, and then in about 30 or so seconds they have two more. Like if you're nose was a dual barrel shotgun and it had to reload.
Shotgun-Sneeze by Colton 2266 July 4, 2021
Shotgun Shit
A form of diarrhea that is not only liquid like normal diarrhea, but come out of the anus at extreme pressure.
If you don't sit down fast enough when you have the shotgun shits, you won't hit the toilet. The wall looks like it was hit by a shotgun full of shit, hence the name Shotgun Shit.
If you don't sit down fast enough when you have the shotgun shits, you won't hit the toilet. The wall looks like it was hit by a shotgun full of shit, hence the name Shotgun Shit.
Shotgun Shit by Phazerrr February 26, 2022
Shotgun chateau
Shotgun chateau: a huge new million dollar house built to very edges of a narrow lot (in a neighborhood of modest older homes) that is at least twice as long as it is wide and resembles a shotgun shack on steroids
There goes the neighborhood. That shotgun chateau is jam packed in between two other houses and it’s so narrow that the front door is on the long side
Shotgun chateau by ‘Aether 00 August 3, 2022