Rig'shmeat

When your penis or any penis shaped object is that of large stature, or equal to that of Rigby from the famed show "Regular show"

"Wow! Hey babe come look at my gat, I got some rig'shmeat"

by Rigbizzidyone January 5, 2019

dirty shenton

A Dirty Shenton is when a women is so turned off by a man with a little puny dick, that she throws up into her own vagina rather than having sex with the guy

That guy was so repulsive I dirty Shentoned him!

by Lvlbjj April 18, 2020

Super Shmeat

An extremely big shmeat, still extremely small though.

Michael Morgan has a super shmeat.

by mrffototy February 18, 2021

hotdog shmeater

the smallest stinkiest cock in town

you have a hotdog shmeater

by gaysssasss December 23, 2023

drakes shmeat

the biggest thing on earth it's bigger then the world serpent

wow i took drakes shmeat in my munt last night and now I'm paralyzed from the neck down.

by drakes shmeat April 1, 2024