shmear

In conversation, used in place of any word you cant quite remember at that time, such as stuff, or sh*t. Originated in the East Bay Area by The Doctor.

"Where is it located? Right over by the shmear."
"Hey Larry, Where did you get that new shmear?"

by Spencer Burton April 17, 2006

shmeating

a verb used to describe one who is not being cool at the moment, but in reality is a true sweetheart.

Marley was shmeating it up when she decided not to frolic in public.

by tnkrbell February 16, 2010

Shmat

To smoke weed

You wanna go shmat this new weed I got?

by Ben Burton February 28, 2009

Shmelty

An adjective to describe a dece nug. Someone who is your homie.

An adjective that can only be used by the most legit kids in school.

"Hey bro, you're a dece nug!"

"Yeah man, you're a right shmelty kid"

by bamf-girl May 9, 2011

shmate

another way of saying 'mate'

usually used by chav type people...or occasionally used to mock chavs when used ironicly.

oh, shmate, dat is a bangin tune man innit

by cheesebirthday August 3, 2009

Shmear

White, spreadable goodness that is often used for anything.

"You've got some shmear on your shirt!"

"I'm gonna go home and shmear on some totapudi..."

"Hey! You shmeared all over my bed!"

by Totapudi October 20, 2008

cock sheath

Any female. That's all they are in reality, something to put your cock in.

Hey look, there is a cock sheath with great tits!

by ollienz November 24, 2006