shite clapper

shite clapper A person who does what ever hes told to do or tries to please ones boss. Also like the term brown-noser

shite clapper If the boss told him to shite in his hands and clap he would do it.

by Offshore life July 25, 2018

Shitebagginess

shitebag

( people) in general need to be taught and shown the worth of basic decency and respect for others of their kin. It manifests in each individual differently. This phenomenon I would refer to as 'being a shitebag' is applicable to anyone, even and especially the best of us. So long as we remain aware of, and understand the implications of shitebagginess, we might all remember to quit being a c**t every now and then.

by Babyfoot August 18, 2018

shitefucc

1. noun: combination of shit and fuck, mostly to be used whenever one word alone isn't enough
2. verb: shooed, or could also pertain to the act of hitting someone

As an interjection: shitefucc! now look what you've done!

As a noun: you're such a shitefucc sometimes!

As a verb: she shitefucced him away

by phantomnation November 10, 2018

shiteology

Shiteology : the art of talking shite especially when stoned or hammered or both. Very similar to the psychological practice of 'free association' whereby one says the first thing that comes into one's mind. SHITEOLOGIST : a practitioner of the art of shiteology.

For example :

Sean : Jayzus Christ, would ya look at the time, it's 5 in the morning. What the fuck have we been talking about...

Mick : I don't know, a load of random crap. Basically, a load of complete shiteology...

by Mercburner April 10, 2019

Shiltered

A Term frequently used to describe gas originated in the human digestive system that had been passed or “filtered” through fecal matter in ones colon.

A combination word of shit and filtered, shiltered.

“Oh damn I just shiltered badly”

“Holy cheap smokes bud, smells like somebody shiltered!”

“Who shiltered?”

by Farting carpenters July 16, 2019

Shiteral

When you are in the middle of a figurative shit show and human shit literally becomes involved.

Yesterday was shiterally the worst day ever.

by candlegirl October 31, 2019

Shitentary

(n.) - the remains at the bottom of the toilet when the last flush was less than effective to exit the prior shit. Sufficient shit remnants to require a second flush.
(adj.) - describing a lifestyle that revolves around the timing of one’s bowel movements.

I asked my wife to stop eating so much salad due to the rings in the toilet from shitentary settlement.
My shitentary lifestyle requires me to work from home most days.

by SevenRoadie March 9, 2020