split the sheets

1. to get a divorce. 2. divide property and other belongings after a divorce

1. Dick & Jane decided to split the sheets.
2. Dick & Jane decided which of the property they wanted after the divorce and they divided up the property equally between them. Dick & Jane each took half the dishes and they split the sheets equally between themselves.

by Dale Thomas September 20, 2008

sheeshus

a slang term for using the Lords name, Jesus in vain; a more severe version of...sheesh

Sheeshus, Mary and Joseph!!! what are you doing to my wife Johnson!!!??

by MorganO September 18, 2005

Sheepstream

A play on the word "mainstream". Refers to various specific forms of media, primarily music, that cater to the mindless mass of people who lack the ability to judge different inputs as either good or bad.

I dislike Flo Rida. He's too sheepstream.

KIIS FM plays too much sheepstream music.

by flyingp3nguin May 10, 2009

Sheep Mouth

The feeling of having a very dry throat and mouth while experiencing a weed high. Feelings of having wool in your mouth.

"Oh man, you guys, i smoked too much weed and now my mouth is so dry i have sheep mouth"

by Oxhelmet August 5, 2009

sheeno

a person with blue or green eyes.

this is a word from Pashto(Pakistan's regional language spoken in the N.W.F.P Province).

hey sheeno, come here.

by KhanKhattak October 31, 2009

sheep saddle

A greasy channel of redish hair on the cusp of the upper lip

Why don't you shave that sheep saddle off your face?

by roytoy22 April 2, 2010

sheesh y'all twas a dream

JAKE AND AMIR. nuff said. buut really, an awesome sentence to add on laughs. woot.

Wait this is really awkward.

Oh sheesh y'all twas a dream.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA you rock muh socks man.

by lawlzzzzzzzzzzzz(: April 27, 2011