A hairy mary refers to the growth of a women's pubic hair surrounding the vagina whereas a shaven haven is when there is no hair at all due to shaving, waxing or laser therapy. 'Hairy Mary' tens to be made fun of as the name connotes virginity and lack of beauty when in actual fact either amount of hair can be favoured.
Sam: I can't choose between a shaven haven or hairy mary.
Michael: Well you can have them bare like the magazines or natural like the rest of us, but I don't think you can choose those things about a girl mate.
Michael: Well you can have them bare like the magazines or natural like the rest of us, but I don't think you can choose those things about a girl mate.
by knowitallabouttheinside June 27, 2012
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In all photographs of Jesus Christ, he is wearing a beard.
It is nasty.
This phrase is used by people who would rather go to hell, than spend eternity in "Heaven" and Jesus' nasty ass uncombed stringy fucking beard.
It is nasty.
This phrase is used by people who would rather go to hell, than spend eternity in "Heaven" and Jesus' nasty ass uncombed stringy fucking beard.
by TheBathroomExperience May 14, 2011
Get the The Devil Shaves mug.Shaved Ice is an inferior, smaller version of the vicious ping pong paddle known only as "The Icepick". Shaved Ice boasts a much higher speed bonus, but lacks in power and spin factor. It was invented by the same brilliant mind that invented "The Icepick" and has quite similar components.
The story of the creation of Shaved Ice is a rumor at best. Its validity has never been verified. It is said that Shaved Ice was created inside the crypts of death in the prison of Azkaban. The souls of a thousand dead warriors were used to make the hard as steel handle. Its rubber is said to be made out of the skin of the Loch-Ness monster and the cork in the paddle is made from the same wood that Jesus was crucified on.
Some stats of Shaved Ice:
Spin-Factor: +74
Power: +51
Speed: +92
The story of the creation of Shaved Ice is a rumor at best. Its validity has never been verified. It is said that Shaved Ice was created inside the crypts of death in the prison of Azkaban. The souls of a thousand dead warriors were used to make the hard as steel handle. Its rubber is said to be made out of the skin of the Loch-Ness monster and the cork in the paddle is made from the same wood that Jesus was crucified on.
Some stats of Shaved Ice:
Spin-Factor: +74
Power: +51
Speed: +92
Bob and Alice were playing ping pong, then out of nowhere, Bob whipped out Shaved Ice and moved it so fast that he became a blur of ping pong fury.
by mister cow December 28, 2007
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I'm putting up shelves tonight for sure because I just dropped pecker three times in one game and Alyssa saw it. Like a boss!
by tmart2 October 21, 2009
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Shave Day is always the day before the last day of the school week, which means it is usually Thursday.
In the event that you would have no school on Friday, Shave Day would then be Wednesday.
Both male and female should participate in this weekly ritual.
Shave Day is always the day before the last day of the school week, which means it is usually Thursday.
In the event that you would have no school on Friday, Shave Day would then be Wednesday.
Both male and female should participate in this weekly ritual.
by lauren and emily January 5, 2009
Get the shave day mug.to use a blade to remove the hair on your pubic area;this has its problems, a better approach is to buy a small (battery) beard trimmer and fit the spacer that leaves the hair 1/8" long. Then you can buzz the scrotum and everything else without creating any discomfort or problems. Finally you can have sex with a condom and not feel any tugging at the wrong moment. She (or you) can shave her vulva and belly and she won't be complaining about discomfort from her panties, pads or pantyliners (then telling you she'll never shave again).
Ted's girlfriend trimmed him, then trimmed herself, leaving just a narrow landing strip. Her girlfriend Ammi is Muslim and her mother taught her to remove all of her pussy hair with a sugar solution when she was just 12; she's been bare ever since.
by J.R. J. February 28, 2004
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