"The Icepick" is an absolutely vicious ping pong
paddle with a superior spin factor to any other paddle. It is the inventor of the world renowned left-spinned serve.
Along its massive spin-factor, it has an unbelievable power bonus due to its great mass. Unfortunalely, it does not have a good back hand, nor does it have extraordinary speed, but that is fine considering all the positive sides. It can be identified with ease due to its distinctive markings. The black side has an artists rendering of an Icepick along with the letters I-C-E-P-I-C-K along the top. On the red side the colorful saying "Float like a Butterfly, sting like an ICEPICK" is written.
Its smaller cousin, Shaved Ice
has a higher speed bonus.
Some Stats of "The Icepick":
So Alice and Bob were playing ping pong, then out of nowhere, Bob decided to annihilate her and whip out "The Icepick"