Pork-shaming

Making a non-muslim person feel bad for eating pork meat.

Thomas: *prepares pork cutlet in the kitchen*
Shamekh: "Eating haram filth again, i see." - he is pork-shaming Thomas.

by antrakinon June 20, 2023

Hunk-Shaming

When bros use anti-aging solutions (like Locklab hair growth pills) to stay hunked out, and other bros shame them for it.

*Bro who's let himself go bald and is now hunk-shaming men for STOPPING their hair loss*

"All men should give up on their hair ASAP. Just shave your head and let your poor genetics win."

*Hunk who is pro-handsomeness and anti-letting himself go*

"Sorry pal, but no way I'm letting poor genetics de-hunk me. Real men stay hungry, hairy, and hunked out"

by Thugnanimous July 26, 2024

Dick shaming

How do you feel about that one?

Hym "You see the slut shaming they have a problem with but the dick shaming not as much innit?"

by Hym Iam September 10, 2023

Gravy Shaming

When you make so much gravy other think it's for them too.

I was going to eat all that gravy but you gravy shamed me so I gave some to you too. Gravy shaming is real.

by Gravy lover 87 September 22, 2023

Bottle shaming

Somebody shaming a bottle for its shape.

Carlos was bottle shaming jim's bottle because it was shaped as a pear.

by Abbz Zrn October 24, 2023

lane shaming

The act of, in your mind, shaming the vehicle in lane 3 of a 4-lane motorway (when there’s no other traffic) by overtaking them and immediately with no indication pulling in to lane 1. Whilst passing, give them the Look of Shame, the one that says “You can’t drive, you cockgibbon, and you’re probably in lane 3 because you have a third puffy nipple.”

- How was your drive to London?
- There was a right cockgibbon in a turquoise van, sat in lane 3, tweaking sommat.
- Did you give ‘em a decent Lane Shaming?
- Fam, I Lane Shamed ‘em to the n-th level of Hell… Aldershot.

by Dogburster November 20, 2023

Grape Shaming

The cruel and bigoted practice of mocking a fellow human being simply because they have brutal, throbbing haemorrhoids.

Having endured three decades of unremitting grape shaming from his supposed friends, Simon cautiously lifted himself from the inflatable cushion and declared for all the world “No more!” And then “Aaargh! Me Farmer Giles!”

by Lancaster's Second Finest April 23, 2024