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Sexing

Matt came over last nite and we were sexin all over the place!
by HOTTNESS February 2, 2003
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swing

a term used in magic the gathering when a player declares his attackers
"allright, i'll swing with my grizzly bears and hit you for 2"
by mtgplayer February 5, 2009
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Stewing

The act of male masturbation using your own shit for lubrication.
Why does my boyfriend's dick smell like shit? Maybe he was stewing.
by mdhold May 14, 2010
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branch swinger

one who expresses sexual interest in a family member and, in turn, essentially "swings" on the branches of the good ol' family tree
"Dude, I totally just saw you give your Aunt Edna the up-down, you dirty branch swinger."
by j37 November 18, 2009
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swinging for the fences

To begin to imbibe alcoholic beverages at an accelerated rate causing the drinker to become highly intoxicated whether by intention or not. What one does when the over-excitedness of a huge event or party causes them to over indulge in pounding booze.
"Man I got hammered last night at Dave's party! I was doing good for a while but after that shot of Jack I started swinging for the fences!"
by Tarara June 22, 2008
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i don't swing that way

How to decline advice from a golf pro.
Golf pro: "You might want to consider following through more."

Golf enthusiast: "I don't swing that way, man"
by SteveSorensen June 23, 2006
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Swinger Soup

The hot tub at a swingers club. Usually consisting of two or more Naked swingers, bodily fluids both male and female, and a hint of alcohol with a watery base.
I would never enter a hot tub at a swingers club. I would prefer not to be an ingredient in their swinger soup.
by YEAAH!!! April 5, 2010
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