Simp Sesh

You will be in a simp sesh if it’s over 2 hours and leave the boys for over 2 hours. If this lasts during September and/or over 1 day streight then you are a big simp and you are foolish (Aidan S)

ITS BEEN 2 HOURS AND ITS STILL SEPTEMBER YK WHAT THIS MEANS YOU ARE IN A SIMP SESH

by MaxTheSimpProtector September 12, 2020

grazing sesh

An event or tradition in which a person or a group of people participate in gathering fresh, "wild" berries from a bush or tree in a public and private place. Grazing applies to fruits as well. It is also considered a sacred past time for ents, and originated from Saratoga, CA in the summer of 2012, by SHS class of 2011.

Person 1: "Anybody want to going me in a quick grazing sesh? The blackberries are so ripe today that they are falling off!"

rest of group: "Yeah, I'm so down for some free grub!"

by dudewithnopants July 8, 2012

post-sesh syndrome

The day that follows after an absolute crippling night where you have flashes of death before you.

"Mate what's wrong with you?" - Phillip
"Bro I have post-sesh syndrome I can't move" - Gary
"Mad night then" - Phillip

by TypicalChav August 17, 2020

Sesh

A gathering where Alice Wilkinson is there

We are having a sesh

by Adnanite July 27, 2018

Sesh

Breaking lockdown rules

“Let’s have a sesh” (Let’s break lockdown rules)

by KNBSAT February 13, 2021

Homie Sesh

When a group of close friends gets together late at night after partying or hanging out with girlfriends to socialize, smoke and chill. Homie seshs are usually held at the home of one of the homies. No girls, strictly homies.

SB: hey dude what you up to?
Mike: Nothing just got done chillin with my girl.
SB: meet at my house in ten for a homie sesh.
Mike: Down. Ill let the rest of the homies know.

by The Big Guy OGAD June 8, 2009

Sesh killer

A person who ends the gaming session early by getting off before everyone else.

Sesh killer - "James is the biggest sesh killer"

by Numbani Numbani July 11, 2023