Blowjob season

When a girlfriend/wife/partner is on her period and can't have sex, and can only give blowjobs.

Hey honey when does blowjob season start?

by Polaker September 7, 2007

cleavage season

The season when a woman's breasts are made visible by wearing anything with a low-cut neckline. Usually in spring or summer when the temperature is higher than 75 degrees Fahrenheit. Also the time when young boys notice that girls in their seventh grade class have been growing breast during the winter.

1. Six more weeks till cleavage season.

2. It's cleavage season! Be careful when driving and be sure to keep you eyes on the road.

3. It's best to go to hard-on alley during cleavage season.

by SPIKYCLOUD June 25, 2009

samsonite

Someone with baggage, either emotional or physical.

Joe: She's hot.
Pete: She's also a Samsonite.
Joe: Kids?
Pete: Two.
{pause}
Joe: She's a MILF.

by CarmCarm January 8, 2007

pink season

An album of an artist known as Pink Guy or Pink Omega. The album consists of 35 explicit songs which are all, excluding a few, rap songs. They are song made to be crude an very very inappropriate, which is the humor behind it

"Hey have you heard pink season yet"
"Nyeeeeeesss...."

by XenoNaut January 6, 2017

Strawberry season

A nice term for when a female is on her period.

She's been having some crazy mood swings lately! Must be strawberry season

by sillysugartits November 5, 2009

Seiso

mysta rias from luxiem

mysta rias is the definition of seiso

by haewon's glow June 26, 2022

Samson

What a fucking hottie!! So good looking and amazing!! If you have a Samson in your life cherish them forever and worship them like a god!!! They are the best thing ever to happen to you! Date them even if their your gender and your not gay!! They're defiantly worth it!!

Samson is our God and we offer him our love and chicken meat 🐐🐐🐐

by Big ounce laaaaaaaaa November 3, 2019