stealth bleed

To drain a person or animal of blood, without the victim noticing before it's too late.

When her family was reluctant to help out, Elisabeth had to resort to stealth bleeding strangers to acquire the blood needed for her school project.

by Goatess February 23, 2011

StealthGrinder

1. A completely black-clad individual who infiltrates high school dances and grinds on as many people as possible, no matter if male or female. Whether he is a hero or a villain no one knows.

"Something just pushed against my leg, but I didn't see anything. I think it was the StealthGrinder."

Come on, everyone knows there's no such thing as a StealthGri----AAAH! okay he's real.

by CharliElise February 24, 2011

Stealthcap

Any form of headgear purposely used to hide your untamed hair. Either because you are too lazy/tired/in a rush to comb it.

Tim:"Dude, hurry we are going to be late!"

Alex:"Fine, I'll just put on my Stealthcap. No one will know."

by yuna359 April 16, 2011

stealth snort

When somebody snorts cocaine through the napkins at a restaurant or any other public area to avoid judgement from fellow human beings.

Angelo:*sniff* *sniff*

Nathaniel: You've been blowing your nose all night man, you all right?

Angelo:YEA MAN!

Nathaniel:Ok...just stop yelling please.

Angelo: SRY! (ahhh he didn't notice my stealth snort....well done.)

by DangoBang November 24, 2011

stealth wingman

A pre-agreed upon tactic used when a hot girl passes by or is nearby. The stealth wingman pretends to be blind after his friend mentions the girl's hotness, and asks said friend to describe the girl for him. This is done in hopes of arousing the girl's attention and ultimately picking her up.

Adolf: Whoa did you see that girl!?
Andrew: I'm afraid I didn't, I'm visually impaired! Can you describe her for me?
Adolf: Well, she has beautiful eyes and long brown hair. She is the prettiest sight you've ever seen.
*girl hears it and walks over*

--- Later ---
Adolf: Hey Andrew, thanks for that stealth wingman you pulled the other day!
Andrew: No problem my man! *resumes reading braille copy of The Hobbit*

by Aerlamnias August 12, 2011

Swealthy

Swealthy: (Spoiled +Wealthy), dishonestly rich, fake wealth, ill gotten wealth.

Anyone who positions themselves into a rich lifestyle by not paying taxes and/or evades all other means of paying anything for having that money.

Liz-Beth is a swealthy bitch, she wouldn't be rich if she paid her taxes and didn't hide her money in offshore accounts.

by Lunchmeat2011 November 28, 2011

Stealth Balls

Noun, property of a motor vehicle, which, while it doesn't slam you back into your seat with acceleration, nevertheless reaches surprisingly high speeds with little or no sensation of speed.

My sister's Camry has Stealth Balls, I was driving down the street, glanced at the speedometer and was doing 80 in a 25 zone.

by BB5710 December 4, 2012