sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls

A funny phrase to say to someone who is talking nonsense to stop them talking.

“I saw you down the esplanade sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls”

by mazza98 January 18, 2023

Seagulling

To go dogging, and position yourself off the roof of the couples car. Furiously masturbate, and when the time is right. Release your cock snot through the sunroof and all over the lovely couple. Hence leaving them looking like a seagul shat on them.

Me and the wife got a hefty seagulling by multiple men on Friday. We loved it, but the car upholstery is a real crusty mess.

by Jim’ll fist it February 11, 2023

Seagulled

When you’re waiting for your coffee to be made, and there’s a big queue and someone swoops in and takes your coffee because it’s a similar order to theirs.

I ordered a mocha but I think I’ve been seagulled

by Gecko72 February 13, 2023

SEAGULL SOUP

A very cool thing / better than everything else

That person is some real SEAGULL SOUP

by Me has return November 3, 2023

Dirty Seagull

When after you have finished having sex you shit on your partner from a height and then run down and steal their food straight from their hand. Popular in the Northeast coastal regions of the UK

Our lass was eating some chips after I had gid her one, so climbed up on the wardrobe and gave her the old Dirty Seagull

by Al The Duce January 10, 2024

Seagull

An Aussie Chick.

Because of the noises they make and hanging around other peoples events. Be prepared to spend time inside/outside at new locations for no discernible reason.

Can you hear the SEAGULL's at the Markets looking for a chip stand.

by TrishSherylTracey January 18, 2024

Seagull Shitting

Opening a window in a tall building and cumming out of it onto people below

Yeah man, Marcus was just seagull shitting all day yesterday. He needs to be moved to the ground floor.

by XX-_- February 1, 2024