seagullboi

A little bitch who claims to be older than he actually is. May pretend to have a girlfriend, probably a bandwagon football fan. As of 2020 rooting for Whiners but this could change. Scared of anyone who even mentions a physical or in person confrontation. In arguments fixated on the same phrase as his pathetic brain gets frozen with all the words. ‘HE’ is an assumed gender, actual gender unknown.

Seagullboi, your girlfriend is imaginary and you live with your parents

by 49ers_suck1885 July 10, 2020

SEAGULLHORSE

A majestic creature native to the rainforests of papua new - guinea, the seagullhorse stands 8 meters tall at the shoulder and has the wingspan of a Boeing-747. Although once numerous, the seagullhorse has been ruthlessly hunted for its precious pelt and is dangerously close to extinction. Only through an international effort to save the seagullhorses' habitat can we hope to save this fantastic creature.

Eli: Hey, whats that over there? Next to that mudkipz?

Matt: I think thats a Lorax

Griffin: No, you're retarded. Thats obviously a SEAGULLHORSE*

*must be screamed at the top of your lungs)

by .Tårds. May 31, 2011

Seagullpocalypse

A Seagullpocalypse is when a metric fuckton of seagulls surrounds the area above you and proceeds to squawk in an horrifically annoying manner. The only sound that breaks up the cacophony is the slap of shit hitting the deck.

This event is particularly irritating and often occurs just as your falling asleep or just before the sun starts to rise.

"It's a fucking seagullpocalypse out there!!!!"
"Not getting any sleep tonight with that racket going on above, damn seagullpocalypse....."

by Mallyx June 12, 2014

Seagullbetis

An overly obese Seagull that should probably stay away from french fries for the rest of its life or risk getting Seagullbetis and turning into nick jonas.

the Seagull did not read the sign at McDonalds that read "WARNING:This building contains chemicals known to the state of California to give seagulls Seagullbetis."

by seagullbetic February 19, 2009

seagullizing

causing a girl to "ka" like a seagull. this usually takes place during a heaving make-out or oral sex.

Mr. Field got excited when he heard the sounds of his buddy seagullizing a lady friend.

by sometimes dangerous April 1, 2009

Seagullpocalypse

A Seagullpocalypse is when a metric fuckton of seagulls surrounds the area above you and proceeds to squawk in a horrifically annoying manner. The only sound that breaks up the cacophony is the slap of shit hitting the deck.

This event is particularly irritating and often occurs just as your falling asleep or just before the sun starts to rise.

"It's a fucking seagullpocalypse out there!!!!"
"Not getting any sleep tonight with that racket going on above, damn seagullpocalypse....."

by Mallyx June 12, 2014