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THE REAL 'Flock of Seagulls' is simply the pluralized derivation of the well known 'Seagull', in which one person jerks it into their own hand and then approaches the soon to be sticky giz receiver, flicks the gew into their face and yells, "Seagull!" The 'Flock of Seagulls', as you can imagine, is performed in the same way by a group of greasy nutters. All of which approach their victim at once from different directions and announce, "Flock of Seagulls!" and fill their targets face and hair with cream of cock.
Flock of Seagulls--
Suzie asked Kimber why she was curled up crying and all covered with gewwy giz. Kimber told Suzie that that mean old Eddie Haskell, Wallie and the Beav 'Flock of Seagulled' her because she refused to give them a Bockcocky party.
by old-man-ed October 17, 2009
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Sometimes, if two females are performing 69, the mayor of Funkytown may appear, usually sucking on the genitalia of the two females at the same time. This is called Raphumsex.

(if you don't believe me check Wikipedia) ==>

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/69_(sex_position)
The two chicks were surprised to see the mayor of Funkytown show up with a boner when they were performing double taco 69, or as the French would say 'soixante-neuf', or as the German would say 'neunundsechzig'. Some crazy mythical Raphumsex was about to go down.
by old-man-ed December 2, 2009
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