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Cannabisia Scientifica

A person who smokes cannabis as a way of life. Not just to get high, but for what it has to offer. To make food, music, and everyday activities better. They don't get high just because, they get high to improve on situations.
"AJ smokes a lot of weed"
"but damn is he cool!"
"yeah, he must be one of those cannabisia scientifica."

stoner pot head weed marajuana
by njss June 25, 2010
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safe science

The idea that everything you research must be within safety requirements. According to the well-known scientist, Cave Johnson, safe science is stupid. In fact, he believes that you should "marry safe science if you love it so much". Also, you should "invent a special safety door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out".
Cave Johnson: Science isn't about why - it's about why not. You ask, Why is so much of our science dangerous? I say, Why not marry safe science if you love it so much? In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out - because you are fired!
by geek96boolean10@deviantart September 12, 2012
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throwing scaries

When you are playing 2k with the homies and you throw a turnover on a risky pass. Similar to an interception in football.
by horny laundry basket September 26, 2019
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Melbourne Scaries

The overwhelming fear experienced by creatives and go-getters who realise that just about all their peers are engaged in equally ambitious projects.
Oh dear, he has a show on PBS and he is a ceramicist - I am getting the Melbourne Scaries!
by Can I have a light? July 17, 2020
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Zany Science Guy

An evangelist of teh Science. Has a degree in science education and chegged/group-worked his way through all the actual science and math classes he had to take. Teaches your kids teh Science at school by reading word for word from the textbook. Gives them work packets that he found on Google by searching for 'real cool zany science packets.' Doesn't know how to answer any of their questions, but man, does this guy love science! And what he lacks in smarts, he makes up for in zane. He believes teh Science like a good little boy and never questions his Lord and Saviour Dr. Fauci. He's triple masked, vaxxed, and ready to get zany!
Hello, class, I am your Science teacher, Mr. Z. I have a confession to make: I'm not like your last teacher. I'm a fun, Zany Science Guy. And do you know what time it is? It's time. to get. ZANY!
by bobbymcprescott August 10, 2021
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100% Scientifically Proven

100% of people fall for that
by uzafm is trash June 7, 2022
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Devil Science

Science that is in conflict with Christianity.
Just adopt a baby bro. You don’t want to go through with IVF (In vitro fertilization), that shit is devil science.
by Senzuberry May 22, 2023
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