Screed

Doing an act with the intent of copying something from the Assassin Creed video game series (Similar to parkour).

or

Attacking someone while poorly trying to copy how it happened in the video game.

"Dude I dare you to try to screed that wall."

or

"That dude was pissing me off so I screeded his face."

by Sain8075 October 25, 2011

Irish screwdriver

A hammer. From an old joke about an Irish labourer talking to his boss.

"How'd you get them screws driven in so fast Paddy?"
"Oi used an 'ammer sir, et were much faster."

"it's not working"

"use an irish screwdriver then"

by Arnold B. Loke January 9, 2014

screndle

v. To Screndle

To bamboozle or confusle one with tenacity.

“Shit, I’ve just been screndled”

by Marenghi December 12, 2021

Screwdo

Often used to pass along some cruddy job you don’t want to do to the next person down on the food chain. A screwdo is also handy if you have a nice insult for someone but want to wrap it in a pretty compliment.

Example 1: (when using to pass along a task to someone else):

Bossman: “Listen Peon, you did such a great job on putting together this marketing plan for me, I think it would be a fun project for you to take over and handle from now on.”

Peon: “Skittles, I just got a screwdo from my boss.”

Example 2: (when using to wrap an insult in a compliment):

Kensington: “Wow you look really good. Have you lost weight?”

Scarlet: “Um. What are you saying? Did I not look good before? Nice screwdo, Kensington!”

by calicoblonde & TFN August 12, 2009

Screwdram

Screwdram (v): to hammer with a screwdriver, esp. when intoxicated.

(strange hammering noise...)
Guy 1: What the fuck are you doing down there?
Guy 2: I gotta pound this peg in...
Guy 1: You're an idiot. You don't even have a hammer.
Guy 2: (holding screwdriver) I'm gonna screwdram it!

by Big Guy Rich February 16, 2010

Screwdiver

Screwdiver:

A seahorse who pillages the aquatic underground in search of screws to use in slansix's dildo.

Tom is such a screwdiver that he found too many screws to put into slantsix's dildo.

by FAETALRYAN December 11, 2010

scrandall

the proper version of a scrandy

to use on elderly persons

well look at that scrandall over there drinking that young prune juice.

by little schanrf August 23, 2011