reesty schmeal 

reesty being literally something that smells putrid or stinks - figuratively being a slang describing something not awesome, and Schmeal being a negative noun. (person, place or thing)

When Billy Reynolds tells you about how good he is at ping pong, he is full of reesty schmeal.

I saw some reesty schmeal in Billy Reynolds nappy hair the other day when I was jazzersizing.

reesty schmeal by Ian Shaw July 24, 2008

schmeckel 

A jewish penis freckel

Jhonny pulled his pants down to reveal his schmeckel

schmeckel by Pal Penis March 24, 2007

schmagly

a small dried crustation in the corner of your eye or mouth

I woke up with a schmagly in my eye this morning.

schmagly by Sandee May 30, 2006

Schmeckl 

Noun: An uptight, anal teenager that acts very much like a man in his 30s

Verb: to act like a schmeckl

Adj: being like a schmeckl

Adv: (Schmecklishly) doing something as a schmeckl would

Nick is such a schmeckl.

Did you see Nick at the show? He schmeckled all over the place!

Stop being so schmeckl, Nick.

Nick walked down the street rather schmecklishly.

Schmeckl by ajaxthegreat April 11, 2009

schmed 

someone who intentionally does something to annoy or anger others in a way that will frustrate them extremely

"You left one cookie left in the jar, what a schmed"
"That schmed just cut me off! Get out of the way!"
"You are a major schmed"

schmed by ND4194 January 21, 2010

Kappa Schmagma

A nick name given to a particular group of fraternity brothers who resemble large quantities of schmagma based on their behavior and general male debauchery.

Wow, the Kappa Schmagmas are really just dicks sometimes. They best fix their face before I throw hands.

Kappa Schmagma by naughty chick May 13, 2008

schmegplant 

A plant native to the Middle-East of the family Schmegmaceae. Used as a substitute for Chicken Parmigiana for people who enjoy eating things that taste like Schmegma.

Could you please use Schmegplant instead of chicken because I enjoy the taste of dick cheese.

schmegplant by cheezuz October 21, 2010