The opposite of a pressed ham. Pressing your penis and scrotum against something or catching an unwilling person to look at it.
by Westcoaster March 12, 2008

One of the friends in your group of friends that tries to act cool but everyone really knows that he is a flaming shitlord.
by gindertopia March 5, 2010

when a person takes their hand, dunks it in lighter fluid (or any other flammable liquid), and then lights their hand on fire. Then they proceed give someone a handjob.
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