salad potato head 

salad potato head a person that is thrown off or just needs to get a grip.

She needs to take her self out of here with her "salad potato" head.

salad potato head by Sam West (aka Big Cheez) January 25, 2005

Salad shaker 

Licking the insides of an individuals asshole

jacob sartorius: so yesterday she licked my asshole.

Friend: dude that's awesome.

jacob sartorius: yeah Millie is such a salad shaker.

Friend: damn right, she a whore.

Salad shaker by The despicable doctor March 21, 2018

Salad Buddy 

1. Two men who share anal sex with the same female 2. Best of Friends for life through anything. Indicitative of a style of relationship that you are so close you'd be willing to break all rules and boundaries for him. 3. If times get tough and no sex is in sight, you are or would be willing to allow anal sex with your Salad Buddy (even though you are both straight). 4. Casual Homosexual partner.

Hey, Ethan is my salad buddy for life!

Salad Buddy by whosyomama July 9, 2010

salad bar 

A row of nice asses lined up & ready to to be eaten or have blue cheese dressing shot onto

I ate fourteen different salads at the bar last night

salad bar by doyle February 13, 2004

salad man 

A seemingly homeless man who visits college dining halls during dinner time and dumps massive amounts of leafy greens from the salad bar atop his entire meal, including bowls of soup.

"We better get to the salad bar before salad man hogs all of the lettuce."

salad man by And1finemorning October 9, 2007

salad fingers 

One who embodies the definition of creepy; one who caresses things in a creepy manner.

P: i caressed it
L: you are such a salad fingers

salad fingers by margerine January 1, 2007

salad attack 

When you steal some of your wife / GF's salad, and she screams at the top of her lungs in anger. At which point you reply with "Only a fat girl would scream so loud about a salad", and then you get a plate of salad thrown at you.

Mmmm, this is good salad hun! PUT THE SALAD DOWN NOW!!! Geez, only a fat girl would yell at me for eating her salad.... SALAD ATTACK!!! *10 sec L8R*.... I'm gonna take a quick shower...

salad attack by kakarotch August 4, 2007