Safety-net sub  

After scanning the vertigo-inducing range of lunchbreak subs (e.g. Taleggio, pine nut, grapefruit and rocket) - the confused mind generally opts for friendlier territory. Picking an uncool, but boot-filling standby - (e.g. cheese).

Jim: Hey Bob, you gotta try this sun-dried octopus on flax-seed crostini. And it's only eight bucks fifty!
Bob: Nah man, I'm set with my Safety-net sub .
Jim: (*shrugs*)
Bob: Ham.

Safety-net sub by Paterico December 14, 2008

safety face 

Giving or receiving face with protection
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If your gonna get with that hooker be sure to safety face

How was the safety face last night?

Have you had to safety face lately?

That doesn't look right maybe we should safety face
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safety face by X!DDDD July 1, 2008

safety seal 

hymen

after dating her three times, my gf finally let me break her safety seal

safety seal by chip king March 1, 2009

Safety Weekend

To have a weekend of all out partying with alcohol to determine your safe alcohol limit.

I'm going off to college next year I think I might have a safety weekend.

Safety Weekend by Canesguy933 June 16, 2009

safety seal 

the use of mutiple condoms to protect oneself from a major skank's vag

I had use a safety seal to fuck sarah last night

safety seal by scarletbegonias! June 29, 2009

safety bust 

when a guy busts nut inside a girl during sex but its safe to do so because she is on birth control

You: Did you bang your girlfriend yet?
Friend: Yea dog for sure... she on birth control too!
You: Awesome, so you safety busted in her right?
Friend: Hells yea i did!

safety bust by calaburrito July 2, 2009

safety song 

The song you sing to yourself in order to get another annoying tune out of your head.

I've had that stupid song from the Kia Soul commercial -- the one with the rappin' hamsters -- in my head for days, so I started singing the theme from THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS. It's my safety song.

safety song by Julie the Jarhead January 23, 2011