When guys are typically lonely and wanting some good boobs or coochie to snatch, he will do something called a boob swing. A boob swing is when you go on from girl to girl saying that they’re cute. Your goal is for them to say that they you’re cute as well. Once a guy finds that girl, he will normally ask for their snap or phone number. Then when he’s been lonely all day and hard for her all day, and she says something to make him blow his load, he will do the final step and send a dick pick.
Friend 1: Hey, I can hang out this weekend
Friend 2: Cool! Let’s do the boob swing so we can have sex at that cute girl’s party!
Friend 1: I’m down!
Friend 2: Cool! Let’s do the boob swing so we can have sex at that cute girl’s party!
Friend 1: I’m down!
by Squigga02 December 07, 2019
'god damn i woke up this morning wanting pop tarts then then i wanted cereal... must be having a Food swing.'
by bigdickandco February 04, 2017
When your friend either wants to spend a great deal of time with you, but doesn't have a lot time. Or feels obligated to see your face for five minutes, they will pop over for a very short time. Usually they will stay no longer than 15 minutes and try to sum up all of the events of their lives in the past week.
by BigBingDawg December 05, 2011
Example 1: Hey, it is so your turn to be on bottom for lap swinging!
Example 2: Lap swinging is like another one of the funnest things ever!!!
Example 2: Lap swinging is like another one of the funnest things ever!!!
by Hubert Ferdinand SovereignNeve May 15, 2011
When you’re having sex with your woman, and your balls are hanging by her “brown eye”, the woman then farts causing your balls to swing back like a door.
by Kgizzel November 25, 2018
Doctor: “I’m gonna write you a Rx for a swinging set (or swingin’ set), and I strongly suggest you fill it right away.
by Crustynoze September 27, 2007
by Andrew Mulvenny December 16, 2008