Canned biscuits rolled out and wrapped around a wiener. It’s like Pigs in a Blanket, but with actual human anatomy replacing the hot dog.
Tucker: *playing Warzone with the boys*
Boys: “Tuck, where’d you go? Did you mute your coms again?!”
Tucker: *wraps his wiener in Pillsbury Biscuits*
Tucker: “My bad, the wife was tired of me ignoring her, so I showed her my Swathing Biscuit”
Boys: “Tuck, where’d you go? Did you mute your coms again?!”
Tucker: *wraps his wiener in Pillsbury Biscuits*
Tucker: “My bad, the wife was tired of me ignoring her, so I showed her my Swathing Biscuit”
by WhoreZone March 11, 2022
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"While Mr Thunderbirke was swatching, Cole sure was giving Mrs Thunderbirke's Ole Roast Beef sandwich a proper pounding. Well until Mr Thunderbirke got a little careless and a pickle got loose from his sandwich. Cole isn't allowing anyone to swatch anymore!"
by Mr_Pudge May 9, 2022
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:foolish or playful behavior, or banter conducted on training days, or anytime 3 or more SWAT Operators come together at one location.
:training that is viewed by others as absurd in nature, having little real world applications, typically always has a high C.D. Factor (chicks dig it).
:usually involves a combination of two or more of the following; 1.Pistols 2. Rifles 3.repelling 4. Flashbangs 5.CS Gas 6. Long runs 7.PT Equipment 8. Less Lethal weapons
:Conduct that would normally be viewed as bufoonery, mean, horseplaying or simply inappropriate in normal society amongst civilized humans.
:things that occur on missions in the heat of battle but afterwards in debrief start with “Mike, what the fuck……”
:foolish or playful behavior, or banter conducted on training days, or anytime 3 or more SWAT Operators come together at one location.
:training that is viewed by others as absurd in nature, having little real world applications, typically always has a high C.D. Factor (chicks dig it).
:usually involves a combination of two or more of the following; 1.Pistols 2. Rifles 3.repelling 4. Flashbangs 5.CS Gas 6. Long runs 7.PT Equipment 8. Less Lethal weapons
:Conduct that would normally be viewed as bufoonery, mean, horseplaying or simply inappropriate in normal society amongst civilized humans.
:things that occur on missions in the heat of battle but afterwards in debrief start with “Mike, what the fuck……”
1. “What kind of SWATfuckery do you have planned for training day Thursday?”
2. One of the operators had the idea he wanted to shoot his rifle while repelling Aussie. The Commander said, “We’re not doing any of that SWATFuckery.”
3. As soon as choir practice started the SWATfuckery commenced.
4. “Mike what the fuck was that running over the mailbox with the armor SWATfuckery?”
2. One of the operators had the idea he wanted to shoot his rifle while repelling Aussie. The Commander said, “We’re not doing any of that SWATFuckery.”
3. As soon as choir practice started the SWATfuckery commenced.
4. “Mike what the fuck was that running over the mailbox with the armor SWATfuckery?”
by Bearded LawDawg September 21, 2023
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Suzie and her hot guy are making out on the dance floor.
Girls friend: (while beginning to cry) Suzie, this break-up I am going through is so hard. I just need my girlfriends right now. Let's go.
Suzie's friend is a Twat Swatter
Girls friend: (while beginning to cry) Suzie, this break-up I am going through is so hard. I just need my girlfriends right now. Let's go.
Suzie's friend is a Twat Swatter
by mi_ni June 11, 2009
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The female version of a cock blocker.
The female version of a cock blocker.
by jnehvy September 2, 2009
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