facebook stock

When you're stubborn and block someone on facebook. You have a petty fall out for no reason, and they either block you or unfriend you.

Mixture of stubborness and blocking

Bob:'I've got a question to ask you, why aren't we friends on facebook?
Lee: It's called the facebook stock, yes the 'stock'.

by Hellohelloguys May 24, 2017

Stocking stuffer

When a woman or a man engages in sexual intercourse, involving every hole being stuffed. Mouth, ass, and vaginal area, per woman. Males mouth and ass. Various partners, toys and creativity apply.

You mean your husband gave you a stocking stuffer on your wedding night , oh my god

by Ahsile June 29, 2017

Dank Stock

Hilarious and dank, they are pictures use the awkward Shutterstock pics as memes... Look it up!

Dude 1: oh man I just saw the most dank stock!
Dude 2: oh mayn! Send it to me!

by Throw that ass in a circle June 8, 2016

creamy stockings

when you you cum in someones stockings they reach in and have hand full of cream

Example: My brother gave me creamy stockings for christmas it was a great gift

by cock in bricks January 25, 2020

Stock VSCO Thot

The one person in your class who won’t shut up and mind their own business...

Yo, Demi is such a Stock VSCO Thot, I fucking hate it

by That_Lil_Sleeze April 15, 2020

Stock Rock

A local nickname for Stock Island, Florida. The term has been used by locals for decades.

Cuzzy: Where you livin' now bubba?

Bubba: Stock Rock cuzzy. Never left!

by Conch Town May 22, 2020

Human Capital Stock

1. Soup base made from simmering a CEO for 6 hours with aromatics such as garlic, onion, celery, carrot.

2. Employee; peon.

1. "Just simmer a while. I mean, sit there a while" John the Cannibal said to the company's chief executive as he sat in the hot tub. Human capital stock is best suited for minestrone, he thought to himself.

2. The human capital stock demand equitable rights to that of their superiors.

by TheShredderChan May 26, 2020