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Teabag Sharpie

what you call someone who go has the gyattest gyatt ever and slays all day long like the king he is.
Person: Did you see Teabag Sharpie today?
Person2: No, why?
Person: His gyatt was so gyattable I couldn’t help myself but look.
Person2: Damn.
Teabag Sharpie: *smirk*
by Try_meh_bitch October 18, 2023
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rubbing the sharpie

Furiously masturbating or giving/receiving manual sexual release, so intensely as to leave permanent markings the genitals.
Bitch was 'rubbing the sharpie' like it owed her money!
by zbastardman November 12, 2016
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Bodgit and Scarper

A quick and dirty fix where the fixer doesn't stay around to watch it break again
Asked them to fix my light - nothing like bodgit and scarper - the bloody thing's broke again after two days!
by bodgitandscarper November 6, 2020
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never ending sharpie

When you wipe your butt and there is still poop no matter how many times you wiped.
After last night I really got that never ending sharpie ass.
by Mdhall44 February 24, 2022
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SARP

Self-Appointed Road Police.

Wannabe police officers that drive in an obstructive manner believing it is their job to "police" the way you drive.
SARP:

1) Refusing to move over from the overtaking lane to let you past because they are already travelling at the speed limit and so deliberately block you from going any faster.

2) At roadworks where a lane is closed they will position themselves in the 'closed' lane several miles before the cones to force everyone to queue in a single file believing that the queue will move quicker. This is despite the fact that signs have been placed along the roadside specifically telling everyone to zip merge in turn where the cones start.
by All that jazz June 20, 2012
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not the sharpest knife in the kitchen

Another way to tell somebody is not the brightest person in attendance, or not the sharpest tool in the shed.
- Oh my! Another D in math? This was about addition and subtraction!
- Well, what can we say, ma'am? Your son is not the sharpest knife in the kitchen

- I mean, nobody would mistake the Kardashians for rocket scientist, but the youngest one really takes not being the sharpest knife in the kitchen to another level!

- With her questions about Chicken of the Sea, Jessica Simpson proved the world that she was not the sharpest knife in the kitchen.

- We used to think Sarah Palin wasn't the sharpest knife in the kitchen, but along came Rick Perry to prove us wrong. And that's tough, since none of these GOP candidates now is the sharpest knife in the kitchen!
by el patron himself November 13, 2011
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