snail dick

having a small dick, snail is small and curved, so its a small crooked dick.

My chinese friend happens to have a snail dick.

by tobo4564564 December 9, 2008

Ishmael Snail

see "steve"

(this is where I would put an example if I had one)

by Hiro Protagonist February 16, 2004

snail trails

traces of spooge left on bedsheets or in dark colored boxer shorts

"That asshole slept in my bed and left snail trails!"

by Hank McCain September 17, 2003

snail trail

Gleaming sticky substance left on your dick after your wife rubs her clit up and down it for 5 minutes.

"Please straddle my face and snail trail my chin, Please. I'll do the dishes tomorrow"

by Dick Splash January 2, 2004

snail

To lie on one's side and curl the knees inward, toward the chest, in order to secretly masterbate while performing cunnilingus. Usually performed out of necessity.

How did that pussy taste last night?

-No good, I had to snail that bitch.

by Paul Fat July 13, 2006

Snail Trail

The trail left behind after a member of society with the X and Y chromosomes drags his balls across any surface promptly leaving a trail of grease
The grease could be as gross as ball sweat or as harmless as water

Jill: Erika did you hear about what happened to Mary!

Erika: Yeah, I did while she was passed out the guys got together and left a massive Snail Trail across her face

Jill: Ugh, the guys are so immature this is why i have a dildo.

by Hanry&Vlad January 7, 2012

African Snail

the sexual act partaking when an older male or female removes his/her dentures to perform oral sex on his/her sexual partner

After the repair man fixed her television, the elderly lady did not have any money so she performed an African Snail on him to repay him.

by KLC2010 December 21, 2010