Kelly Sloan

An incredibly cute guy with a good personality and a biiiiig dick.

Ong I want Kelly Sloan so bad.

by ghettodick69 October 10, 2022

butthole sloane

someone who manages to mishear everything said by you, and assumes you have just insulted them

"You seen that castle crashers game?"
"Did you just call me turd smasher???"
"No, who are you, butthole sloane?"

by wendex March 26, 2023

what a sloanner

to be an asshole,or be a jerk in some manner to any person or thing. being mean or rude to somebody during a situation or just in general.

hating a person.

example one:
Derick: man..i can't wait to leave this girl.she's so annoying.'
Josh: DUDE you're such a sloanner

example two:

you're friend is making fun of you so you shout across the room "ugh WHAT A SLOANNER"

example three:
you hate you're brother,so you call him a sloanner.
vv
ex; "goodness you're such a sloanner."

by party of twoo May 31, 2010

Big Daddy Splogan

An extremely sexy beast of a

man. Has a massive irresistible cock that you will automatically want to suck and fuck. He is known to be in a intensely sexual relationship with big daddy finlay. They have collaborated in many episodes of fake taxi and splogan has become the #1 pornstar on pornhub.

That big daddy splogan had a massive erection

by POGGINGS November 30, 2020

miriam rees-sloman

Miriam Rees-Sloman's are probably the coolest people you will ever meet. As godly as she may seem she can be very down to earth and can calm any situation. She is known for blinding people from her gorgeousness and has been compared to mermaids because her angelic voice makes people want to follow her everywhere. You could describe her as "OP" which fits with the gamer side of her. She could beat you online or irl no matter the type of fight. Her skills are endless. Her drip game is insane which just adds to her shine.

"Wow Miriam Rees-Sloman reminds me of Little Mac because she is SO OP."
"Yeah I really wish I was her:("

by Alice Mart January 10, 2021