Form of ecommerce that merges the aesthetics of social networking and online shopping. Consumers use the site to upload information about products and their own wish lists.
by Smokey Q Rivers June 25, 2008

"Sorry to hear about your gf. and losing your job. Are you ok?
-don't worry it's not like I'm shopping for a noose."
-don't worry it's not like I'm shopping for a noose."
by bigmiketastic88 June 27, 2010

by Jonny sins 283837 July 6, 2020

A thing, situation, or person that both sucks and blows (i.e., REALLY sucks). Named after the shop-vac vacuum cleaner, which can be set to either draw air in or push it out.
"I hate my job, my boss is a total shop-vac."
"You had to eat tofu hotdogs because she's a vegan? What a shop-vac!"
"You had to eat tofu hotdogs because she's a vegan? What a shop-vac!"
by Jackee C. June 18, 2008

by NNCDM September 2, 2021

by PerfectVolt November 30, 2019

While in a store or gas station, a member of the family (usually a the mother or father) will stand in line or sometimes even at the counter. Meanwhile, the rest of the family (usually the children) will run around the store and find petty things they want their parents to purchase (i.e. candy, hannah montana pencils, slim jims etc.). In most cases, the parent doesn't know how to tell his/her kids NO and the kids end up trading out what they want 50 times which holds up the entire line and completely confuses the cashier.
John and Tom walk into the gas station to get a soda. When they get in line, there is a woman at the register with a pile of goodies. The woman's kids are running around the store finding more goodies and putting them on the counter.
Woman to her kids> "Now you can get this or this, you can't have both. Go put one back or trade this one for that"
John to Tom> "Dude what the fuck is the hold up?"
Tom to John> "Some woman is nigger shopping with her kids."
Woman to her kids> "Now you can get this or this, you can't have both. Go put one back or trade this one for that"
John to Tom> "Dude what the fuck is the hold up?"
Tom to John> "Some woman is nigger shopping with her kids."
by someguywhogotpissedoffoneday August 16, 2008
