slippery slut

A female (human or otherwise) who is shady and not to be trusted. A woman who improves her situation through questionable means.

Ron: "I met this girl the other night. I took her home. When I woke up in the morning she was gone and so was all my money and my trees"
Markus: "Damn! what a slippery slut! If you every see her again you should take her home and donkey punch her"

by Swaino March 20, 2008

Slipper

An object that used by a mother to shoot her naughty child.

William's mother shot him in the head with her slipper.

by Secondary Metabolite May 5, 2022

Wizards Slippers

When receiving oral love from a woman and at the point before releasing the baby batter, ones toes curl up - resembling the curly toed slippers adorned by Wizards.

She was going on me good when all of a sudden I got the wizards slippers!

by mattska February 24, 2010

slippery scotsman

The act of blending watery diarrhea with a shot of Scotch whiskey and serving it to an unsuspecting victim.

I served Jim a Slippery Scotsman at Evan's party last night after finding he fucked my girlfriend. After he felt the warmth of the glass and the smell of the drink, he proceeded to vomit everywhere!

by DeezNizzuts December 13, 2008

skipper ripper

to have sex with the skipper on a boat so many times that you tear her/his asshole.

I had a skipper ripper of a weekend

by Lonny6900 October 31, 2009

Slippery Showdown

While fucking a girl from behind, you grab an alcoholic drink of some sort and continue drinking while still fucking.

Lastnight while I was banging this chick I gave her one hell of a Slippery Showdown

by AproudAlcoholic March 27, 2010

slippery walrus

When an elderly man spreads his cheeks for a young woman to insert her foot (at speed) into his well lubricated rectum.

Hey Dave, i heard pete was playing slippery walrus with your bird last night!

by osman hussain March 7, 2016