the shart

That which is almost, but not quite, "the shit." A runner up or close second, causing one to take notice, but not alter his or her life path in any significant or compelling way.

FAN #1: "Dude, that performance was the shart! I mean that christian rock band nailed it in a kind of...insignificant way.

FAN #2: "Yeah man. They WERE the shart: a little bit of this and a little bit of that, but not fully committed."

FAN #1: "Dude, sort of like the best of both worlds."

by Gern Blanceton March 2, 2010

Shart

A shart is when you play Russian Roulette with your butthole and you get the bullet.

Guy 1: "Dude, what happened to Dave? How did he die?"

Guy 2: "Oh, well he was playing Russian Roulette with his butt and got a shart."

by DeathclawFallout August 21, 2012

Shart

Taking a shit and farting at the same time.

Hoping to take a quiet shit but a fart echoes in the bowl, causing everyone in the public bathroom to know you just sharted.

by Calilily June 2, 2013

shart

Farting when a little bit (or a lot) comes out.

We got kicked out of Red Lobster after grandpa loaded his pamper and sharted all over the wall.

by PistachioPond48 September 18, 2016

Shart

A shart is when you relax for a fart but accedentily what your pants.

BRUH 👏 I JUST SHARTED

by GreenDaygirl2005 January 9, 2017

shart

A little bit of poop in your pants when all you Tried to do is fart.

Me:i just sharted. bob:go wipe then weirdo.

by pseudonym428 November 18, 2014

Shart

When u shit and fart simultaneously. Normally when u have explosive diarreagh.

Past tense: shared

Alex screamed, "Oh no! I just sharted in my pants!"

by Walking Dictionary wizard January 26, 2018