the shart

That which is almost, but not quite, "the shit." A runner up or close second, causing one to take notice, but not alter his or her life path in any significant or compelling way.

FAN #1: "Dude, that performance was the shart! I mean that christian rock band nailed it in a kind of...insignificant way.

FAN #2: "Yeah man. They WERE the shart: a little bit of this and a little bit of that, but not fully committed."

FAN #1: "Dude, sort of like the best of both worlds."

by Gern Blanceton March 02, 2010

Shart

A shart is when you play Russian Roulette with your butthole and you get the bullet.

Guy 1: "Dude, what happened to Dave? How did he die?"

Guy 2: "Oh, well he was playing Russian Roulette with his butt and got a shart."

by DeathclawFallout August 21, 2012

Shart

Taking a shit and farting at the same time.

Hoping to take a quiet shit but a fart echoes in the bowl, causing everyone in the public bathroom to know you just sharted.

by Calilily June 03, 2013

Shart

A streak of crap in your pants and/or pants

Dang, I just sharted in my pants!

by Adriftech June 03, 2015

shart

Farting when a little bit (or a lot) comes out.

We got kicked out of Red Lobster after grandpa loaded his pamper and sharted all over the wall.

by PistachioPond48 February 13, 2016

shart

A little bit of poop in your pants when all you Tried to do is fart.

Me:i just sharted. bob:go wipe then weirdo.

by pseudonym428 November 19, 2014

Shart

When you shart you fart and you either poop or have diarrhea. When you shart you get looked at, because it is so loud! People will ask you if you pooped your pants. 💩 💨

After eat that bean burrito at lunch, I had a bad time in the bathroom Sharted.

by Weird j boog February 16, 2019