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A creamy, scrumptious, steaming hot puddle of butt gravy that seeps out of your tight pulsating hole when you finally let that sweet smelling gas out of its prison.
Oh please give me that good good shart, that soft serve, that splatter and spunk. Cover my toilet seat in that shart why don’t ya.
Shart by Magic cucumber December 14, 2021
when one farts but pushes a wee bit too much and some shid comes out
darn, i just shart in my pants
shart by big pickel December 17, 2021
someone who has the characteristics of both a shit and a fart.
thalita is a shart.
shart by samanthapfef10 January 3, 2022
When a person thinks they are going to fart, but shit comes out. Shit + fart = shart.
Person 1 "Bro I need to fart."
Person 2 "Bro we are in church."
Person 1 "Bro it's happening."
Person 2 "Bro stop!"
Person 1 "pfffthwaaap!!!”

(Entire church looks back)
Person 2 "Bro did you just shart..."
Shart by lilrooth January 4, 2022
When you think it’s just a fart but it’s wet and seconds later you go from being an atheist to a Christian begging god to help you get to the bathroom before it drips down to your shoes
“I definitely just SHART.”
Shart by Pretty-bOy-:) January 13, 2022
When try to produce a large fart, but end up shitting yourself in the process. Can also be associated with diarrhoea. Makes a funny noise, and a not so funny smell.
Don’t force the fart Timmy, or it will become a shart
Shart by Used tampon February 2, 2022
conjunctive of shit fart

an expulsion of air containing fecal
“i just sh’arted”
“oh is that a conjunctive of shit farted?”
“bro i just sharted. i shit my self.”
Shart by loubey and liv February 9, 2022
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